a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”
Submitted by: Anonymous
Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as aromantic in front of 30 8th graders
I dont label my self because I dont know what I am not because I’m a pretentious fuck who doesn’t want people to understand him.
~My Hidden Nirvana~
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
straight people: why are the hot ones always gay
asexuals: why are the hot
I am so mad at my English teacher.
We were supposed to write down a secret and then pick a random one out of a hat and use it as a first sentence to start writing. At the end of class we read them all out. Mine was “I’m a sex-repulsed asexual, that means that I don’t feel sexual attraction and have no desire to ever engage in any sex acts.”
Know what her reaction was? “I hope that changes.”
I’m so done with this bullshit.